The great outdoorsman

[vided]

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity
level.

He described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon I waded
along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the
heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down
several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of
quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors
man!"

"Nah", he replied, "I'm just a really ****ty golfer!"

[Bob Denman]

That's why I quit the game,,, :D

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[Bob Denman]

Here's another... :roflblack:

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[spydaman60]

my uncle used to always watch golf on tv when we were visiting and one day my dad had enough, looked my uncle straight in the face and said "i'd rather watch a hemroid grow that watch a game of golf", got up off the couch and walked away! all the rest of us were laughing so hard we almost pissed our pants.