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When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a woman say "Oh my God, it's huge"
vided
11-13-2015, 07:02 AM
remember, you can park a smart car ANYWHERE :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:: roflblack::roflblack:
wyliec
11-13-2015, 08:10 AM
remember, you can park a smart car ANYWHERE :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:: roflblack::roflblack:
And, most of the time, it's not even noticed.
vided
11-13-2015, 08:41 AM
never mind :roflblack::roflblack::yikes:
cuznjohn
11-13-2015, 10:49 AM
the only way i know to get a woman to say OMG and moan, is to buy them a great steak
Bob Denman
11-13-2015, 10:56 AM
:roflblack: :clap: :thumbup:
Lew L
11-13-2015, 11:16 AM
remember, you can park a smart car ANYWHERE :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:: roflblack::roflblack:
My dog ( Kaos ) is bigger than a smart car.
Bob Denman
11-13-2015, 11:18 AM
But is he smarter, than one of them? :D
Lew L
11-13-2015, 11:21 AM
"When I die-- I wanna' go to Texas" "
Tanya Tucker
Kaos
Bob Denman
11-13-2015, 11:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PN4rC4s9Aus
mxz600
11-13-2015, 12:55 PM
When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a woman say "Oh my God, it's huge"
I had that happen to me a few years back. I was walking towards this beautiful woman when I noticed her eyes move down to my belt line as she uttered those exact words. Unfortunately she was talking about my stomach.
ARtraveler
11-13-2015, 03:08 PM
Big can be beautiful. Thaaa Thaaaaa That's All Folks. :roflblack::roflblack:
ThreeWheels
11-13-2015, 05:11 PM
When I die, I want them to name a rest stop after me on the NJ Turnpike.
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