the old biker

[cuznjohn]

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere,
parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of
sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good,
‘cause I want a cheeseburger".

[Eagle1]

Good one!!

[ARtraveler]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: Good one John. :yes:

[Bob Denman]

John,
That's the best joke that I've heard in at least two Months!! :firstplace: :roflblack::roflblack:

[Chupaca]

:roflblack::roflblack: where is this place cause they have great food prices...:roflblack::roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: As long as their cleanliness protocols are as good as their prices... :shocked:

But I'm not sure; doesn't fifty bucks seem a bit... steep? :dontknow:

[mowin]

:shocked: As long as their cleanliness protocols are as good as their prices... :shocked:

But I'm not sure; doesn't fifty bucks seem a bit... steep? :dontknow:

No compared to the cost of a wife...:yikes:

[Bob Denman]

:shocked:When you think abou it that way...


...you're 100% correct!! :bowdown:

[eagleeye299]

:thumbup::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflbla ck::roflblack:

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Shouldn't she be wearing gloves for both?

[OJ UK]

:shocked:When you think abou it that way...


...you're 100% correct!! :bowdown:

May I respectfully suggest that you are pushing your luck by endorsing that comment.

"Dear Mrs.D....have you seen this?"

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

anyone want to have a spyder rally meet at the diner, i'll pay for the chesseburgers

[Iamjoey]

anyone want to have a spyder rally meet at the diner, i'll pay for the chesseburgers
As long as we eat before the hand job. :roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

May I respectfully suggest that you are pushing your luck by endorsing that comment.

"Dear Mrs.D....have you seen this?"

Geoff,
She doesn't come in here; she's actually afraid of what she might see! :shocked:

[Bob Denman]

As long as we eat before the hand job. :roflblack:
Don't forget; there might have been a couple of tableful's of truckers and bikers, that just left...:barf:

[mowin]

May I respectfully suggest that you are pushing your luck by endorsing that comment.

"Dear Mrs.D....have you seen this?"

I really don't care if Mrs. D has seen this, I'm kinda scared that Mrs. C might see this.:spyder:

[OJ UK]

Geoff,
She doesn't come in here; she's actually afraid of what she might see! :shocked:

Oh that's no problem, Bob...I have your postal address!! :roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

:yikes: http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=117940&stc=1

I'd caution against using that... it might provoke an incident of unprecedented proportions... :joke:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg58hVEY5Og&feature=player_detailpage

[cuznjohn]

you know what i love about this site, i post something and bob d, aka my straight man runs with it lol :roflblack::clap:

[Bob Denman]

:D It works for me!! :clap: :2thumbs: