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OJ UK
10-08-2015, 08:59 AM
Pubs are not bars, they are community living rooms.
You’d better like peas, potatoes and sausage
Refrigerators and washing machines are very small
Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter
People don’t seem to be afraid of their neighbors or the government
Their paper money makes sense, the coins don’t
Everyone has a washing machine but driers are rare
Hot and cold water faucets. Remember them?
Pants are called “trousers”, underwear are “pants” and sweaters are “jumpers”
The bathroom light is a string hanging from the ceiling
“Fanny” is a naughty word, as is “shag”
All the signs are well designed with beautiful typography and written in full sentences with proper grammar.
There’s no dress code
Doors close by themselves, but they don’t always open
They eat with their forks upside down
The English are as crazy about their gardens as Americans are about cars
They don’t seem to use facecloths or napkins or maybe they’re just neater then [sic] we are
The wall outlets all have switches, some don’t do anything
There are hardly any cops or police cars
5,000 year ago, someone arranged a lot of rocks all over, but no one is sure why
When you do see police they seem to be in male & female pairs and often smiling
Black people are just people: they didn’t quite do slavery here
Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them
Cookies are “biscuits” and potato chips are “crisps”
HP sauce is better then catsup
***** is considered a hero, Bush is considered an idiot.
After fish and chips, curry is the most popular food
The water controls in showers need detailed instructions
They can boil anything
Folks don’t always lock their bikes
It’s not unusual to see people dressed different and speaking different languages
Your electronic devices will work fine with just a plug adapter
Nearly everyone is better educated then we are
If someone buys you a drink you must do the same
There are no guns
Look right, walk left. Again; look right, walk left. You’re welcome.
Avoid British wine and French beer
It’s not that hard to eat with the fork in your left hand with a little practice. If you don’t, everyone knows you’re an American
Many of the roads are the size of our sidewalks
There’s no AC
Instead of turning the heat up, you put on a jumper
Gas is “petrol”, it costs about $6 a gallon and is sold by the liter
If you speed on a motorway, you get a ticket. Period. Always
You don’t have to tip, really!
Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Cornwall really are different countries
Only 14% of Americans have a passport, everyone in the UK does
You pay the price marked on products because the taxes (VAT) are built in
Walking is the national pastime
Their TV looks and sounds much better then ours
They took the street signs down during WWII, but haven’t put them all back up yet
Everyone enjoys a good joke
There are no guns
Dogs are very well behaved and welcome everywhere
There are no window screens
You can get on a bus and end up in Paris
Everyone knows more about our history then we do
Radio is still a big deal. The BBC is quite good
The newspapers can be awful
Everything costs the same but our money is worth less so you have to add 50% to the price to figure what you’re paying
Beer comes in large, completely filled, actual pint glasses and the closer the brewery the better the beer
Butter and eggs aren’t refrigerated
The beer isn’t warm, each style is served at the proper temperature
Cider (alcoholic) is quite good.
Excess cider consumption can be very painful.
The universal greeting is “Cheers” (pronounced “cheeahz” unless you are from Cornwall, then it’s “chairz”)
The money is easy to understand: 1-2-5-10-20-50 pence, then-£1-£2-£5-£10, etc bills. There are no quarters.
Their cash makes ours look like Monopoly money
Cars don’t have bumper stickers
Many doorknobs, buildings and tools are older than America
By law, there are no crappy, old cars
When the sign says something was built in 456, they didn’t lose the “1”
Cake is is pudding, ice cream is pudding, anything served for desert is pudding, even pudding
BBC 4 is NPR
Everything closes by 1800 (6pm)
Very few people smoke, those who do often roll their own
You’re defined by your accent
No one in Cornwall knows what the hell a Cornish Game Hen is
Soccer is a religion, religion is a sport
Europeans dress better then the British, we dress worse
The trains work: a three minute delay is regrettable
Drinks don’t come with ice
There are far fewer fat English people
There are a lot of healthy old folks around participating in life instead of hiding at home watching tv
If you’re over 60, you get free tv and bus and rail passes.
They don’t use Bose anything anywhere
Displaying your political or religious affiliation is considered very bad taste
Every pub has a pet drunk
Their healthcare works, but they still bitch about it
Cake is one of the major food groups
Their coffee is mediocre but their tea is wonderful
There are still no guns
Towel warmers!
Cheers

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I shall be adding my thoughts to this in the fullness of time....but his conclusions aren't too far off the mark for a "First impression".

Bob Denman
10-08-2015, 09:15 AM
:clap: Bravo!! :2thumbs:

(Or should I have said, "Well-Played!"? :shocked:)

Chupaca
10-08-2015, 10:16 AM
Was a fun read...To long to go over again but did it mention that the bathroom is called the loo....? My parents had a Flat (apartment) in London before they moved to Andorra due to the high cost of living in London...thanks again :bowdown:

Bob Denman
10-08-2015, 10:35 AM
"You’d better like peas, potatoes and sausage"


One of my favorite meals, is "Bangers and Mash..." :thumbup:


...And it doesn't even have any bacon in it! :shocked:

PrairieSpyder
10-08-2015, 11:26 AM
Concerning "fanny" I learned while in the UK not to call a waist pack a "fanny pack." "Fanny pack" has connotations about a persons sexual proclivities.

The other day I heard a British politician talking about integration and realized he was referring to the Muslims in his country.

Bob Denman
10-08-2015, 11:46 AM
"Two Nations; divided by a common language..." :D

Joe T.
10-08-2015, 01:09 PM
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Black people are just people: they didn’t quite do slavery here
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I shall be adding my thoughts to this in the fullness of time....but his conclusions aren't too far off the mark for a "First impression".

Very good! I enjoyed it.

But, slavery was not abolished in England until 1833. Enforcement started in 1834.

Joe T.

OJ UK
10-08-2015, 01:36 PM
:clap: Bravo!! :2thumbs:

(Or should I have said, "Well-Played!"? :shocked:)

"Bravo!" is fine Bob. "Well played!" doesn't have the same connotation. We may say "Well played!" while watching a
cricket match or, in fact any other sport. Neither do we say "Toodle-pip" or any of the many 1930/40s slang expressions
bought home by US servicemen who were based here, any more than you might say "Swell" nowadays. Having had two uncles
who were US citizens as well as my mother who was educated in Winnipeg, Manitoba and Buffalo, NY I was exposed to quite a
few of the US vernacular expressions as a kid.

ARtraveler
10-08-2015, 02:07 PM
Thanks OJ. You come up with a lot of Good Stuff. :firstplace::firstplace:

SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN
10-08-2015, 02:20 PM
[QUOTE=OJ UK;1046710]

Pubs are not bars, they are community living rooms.
You’d better like peas, potatoes and sausage
Refrigerators and washing machines are very small
Everything is generally older, smaller and shorter
People don’t seem to be afraid of their neighbors or the government
Their paper money makes sense, the coins don’t
Everyone has a washing machine but driers are rare
Hot and cold water faucets. Remember them?
Pants are called “trousers”, underwear are “pants” and sweaters are “jumpers”
The bathroom light is a string hanging from the ceiling
“Fanny” is a naughty word, as is “shag”
All the signs are well designed with beautiful typography and written in full sentences with proper grammar.
There’s no dress code
Doors close by themselves, but they don’t always open
They eat with their forks upside down
The English are as crazy about their gardens as Americans are about cars
They don’t seem to use facecloths or napkins or maybe they’re just neater then [sic] we are
The wall outlets all have switches, some don’t do anything
There are hardly any cops or police cars
5,000 year ago, someone arranged a lot of rocks all over, but no one is sure why
When you do see police they seem to be in male & female pairs and often smiling
Black people are just people: they didn’t quite do slavery here
Everything comes with chips, which are French fries. You put vinegar on them
Cookies are “biscuits” and potato chips are “crisps”
HP sauce is better then catsup
***** is considered a hero, Bush is considered an idiot.
After fish and chips, curry is the most popular food
The water controls in showers need detailed instructions
They can boil anything
Folks don’t always lock their bikes
It’s not unusual to see people dressed different and speaking different languages
Your electronic devices will work fine with just a plug adapter
Nearly everyone is better educated then we are
If someone buys you a drink you must do the same
There are no guns
Look right, walk left. Again; look right, walk left. You’re welcome.
Avoid British wine and French beer
It’s not that hard to eat with the fork in your left hand with a little practice. If you don’t, everyone knows you’re an American
Many of the roads are the size of our sidewalks
There’s no AC
Instead of turning the heat up, you put on a jumper
Gas is “petrol”, it costs about $6 a gallon and is sold by the liter
If you speed on a motorway, you get a ticket. Period. Always
You don’t have to tip, really!
Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Cornwall really are different countries
Only 14% of Americans have a passport, everyone in the UK does
You pay the price marked on products because the taxes (VAT) are built in
Walking is the national pastime
Their TV looks and soun
Everyone enjoys a good joke
They took the street signs down during WWII, but haven’t put them all back up yet
There are no guns
Dogs are very well behaved and welcome everywhere
There are no window screens
You can get on a bus and end up in Paris
Every one knows more about our history then we do
Radio is still a big deal. The BBC is quite good
The newspapers can be awful
Everything costs the same but our money is worth less so you have to add 50% to the price to figure what you’re paying
Beer comes in large, completely filled, actual pint glasses and the closer the brewery the better the beer
Butter and eggs aren’t refrigerated
The beer isn’t warm, each style is served at the proper temperature
Cider (alcoholic) is quite good.
Excess cider consumption can be very painful.
The universal greeting is “Cheers” (pronounced “cheeahz” unless you are from Cornwall, then it’s “chairz”)
The money is easy to understand: 1-2-5-10-20-50 pence, then-£1-£2-£5-£10, etc bills. There are no quarters.
Their cash makes ours look like Monopoly money
Cars don’t have bumper stickers
Many doorknobs, buildings and tools are older than America
By law, there are no crappy, old cars
When the sign says something was built in 456, they didn’t lose the “1”
Cake is is pudding, ice cream is pudding, anything served for desert is pudding, even pudding
BBC 4 is NPR
Everything closes by 1800 (6pm)
Very few people smoke, those who do often roll their own
You’re defined by your accent
No one in Cornwall knows what the hell a Cornish Game Hen is
Soccer is a religion, religion is a sport
Europeans dress better then the British, we dress worse
The trains work: a three minute delay is regrettable
Drinks don’t come with ice
There are far fewer fat English people
There are a lot of healthy old folks around participating in life instead of hiding at home watching tv
If you’re over 60, you get free tv and bus and rail passes.
They don’t use Bose anything anywhere
Displaying your political or religious affiliation is considered very bad taste
Every pub has a pet drunk
Their healthcare works, but they still bitch about it
Cake is one of the major food groups
Their coffee is mediocre but their tea is wonderful
There are still no guns
Towel warmers!
Cheers

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a few of my observations & rebuttals.

People don’t seem to be afraid of their neighbors or the government---------we are not afraid, we just may hate them
Pants are called “trousers”, underwear are “pants” and sweaters are “jumpers”......... for us a jumper is usually the guy on top of the building
The bathroom light is a string hanging from the ceiling.........that's what i have at work, got no problem with it.
“Fanny” is a naughty word, as is “shag”...........yes i remember the word fanny from american pie 3 & shag from the austin powers movies.
There’s no dress code..........good because i have none.
There are hardly any cops or police cars........same here when you get mugged.
5,000 year ago, someone arranged a lot of rocks all over, but no one is sure why............don't care.
When you do see police they seem to be in male & female pairs and often smiling.............yes because they just shagged.
Black people are just people: they didn’t quite do slavery here...........no, that is why they came over here.
***** is considered a hero, Bush is considered an idiot...........wow we have a lot in common, at least with the bush being an idiot part.
Folks don’t always lock their bikes............the ones who don't lock them here don't own them anymore.
It’s not unusual to see people dressed different and speaking different languages............welcome to ny.
Nearly everyone is better educated then we are...........don't kid yourself, stupid is everywhere
If someone buys you a drink you must do the same..........don't drink, don't care
There are no guns............yet you still have crime?
Avoid British wine and French beer.............how about i just avoid the french?!
Many of the roads are the size of our sidewalks..........that's ok, i like scooters
There’s no AC............welcome to canada i think.
Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Cornwall really are different countries...............like we care.
Only 14% of Americans have a passport, everyone in the UK does............i do.
You pay the price marked on products because the taxes (VAT) are built in...........i like that.
Walking is the national pastime..........i still do so when on vacation or on a spyder trip.
Everyone enjoys a good joke...........did you hear the one about the queen, margaret thatcher & the camel?
Dogs are very well behaved and welcome everywhere...........same here, it's the owners & the kids that aren't.
You can get on a bus and end up in Paris..........oy vey.
Radio is still a big deal. The BBC is quite good............yes it is, i was in thailand for the tsumani & that is how i found out about it.
Cars don’t have bumper stickers.............that just sucks, i have my bumper stickers in 5 different countries.
Everything closes by 1800 (6pm)............time to shag.
Very few people smoke, those who do often roll their own.............GOOD.
You’re defined by your accent..........only down south.
Soccer is a religion, religion is a sport.............yes but it's not really a sport.
Europeans dress better then the British, we dress worse.......i'm in trouble.
The trains work: a three minute delay is regrettable...........yes, we suck.
Drinks don’t come with ice...............i need my soda cold!!
There are far fewer fat English people.................yea, keep believing that.
There are a lot of healthy old folks around participating in life instead of hiding at home watching tv............or on the internet or their iphone.
If you’re over 60, you get free tv and bus and rail passes.................cable tv?
Displaying your political or religious affiliation is considered very bad taste............wow, maybe i should move there.
Every pub has a pet drunk............in my industry most stores do to.
Their healthcare works, but they still bitch about it.........tell them to shut up or an american will come there & shoot them.
Cake is one of the major food groups.................AGREE.

PrairieSpyder
10-08-2015, 02:39 PM
Check your attitude, dude!:lecturef_smilie:

Bob Denman
10-08-2015, 07:56 PM
[QUOTE=OJ UK;1046804] We may say "Well played!" while watching a cricket match or, in fact any other sport. [QUOTE]
Doesn't this place often resemble a Rugby Scrum? :D

Bob Denman
10-09-2015, 07:47 AM
Check your attitude, dude!:lecturef_smilie:

:agree: An awful lot of hostility in there, Bro... :shocked: