GETTING OLD SHOULD REQUIRE A TRAINING CLASS

[grumpybob]

I bought a new stick deodorant today.


The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."



It hurts to walk, but whenever I phart, the room smells lovely.


The End

[Chupaca]

:roflblack::roflblack: probably have butterflies, bees and hummimg birds following you...:roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

Were you the one who always figured that the directions were only to be read, if the house was on fire? :shocked:

[Brettssunshine]

:bowdown:

That was great!! I needed a good laugh right now.....pulling information out of databases is a tad boring. :yikes:

[Bob Denman]

I just got back from a 30 mile ride to pick up lunch!! :yes::yes::yes:
I'm feeling MUCH better now! :D

[Trbayth]

I just got back from a 30 mile ride to pick up lunch!! :yes::yes::yes:
I'm feeling MUCH better now! :D

Only 30? Doesn't count unless it's at least 50. ;)

[Bob Denman]

How about if I call it a snack? :D

[ARtraveler]

Keep it up. Laughs are good. :yes: