grumpybob
07-17-2015, 09:31 AM
The Redhead
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He's been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of
its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They
talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay
for breakfast. They had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been
SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are
you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . .
"You just happened to catch my eye."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He's been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of
its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They
talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay
for breakfast. They had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been
SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are
you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . .
"You just happened to catch my eye."