this commercial makes me laugh

[cuznjohn]

because i have been there and done that


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOVpc4vQ1Bw

[ARtraveler]

Yup! and Yup! :roflblack::roflblack:

[vided]

very clever spots

[Bob Denman]

You guys have to learn to think on the fly...

"Honey; I wasn't looking at HER... I was worried about where that Pedestrian was walking. since they always have the right of way; it's incumbent upon me to anticipate where that person is walking, and take great care to avoid causing any injuries..." nojoke

"What that Pedestrian a female? I never noticed!" :shocked:

[Chupaca]

Always wear sunglasses.....:roflblack::roflblack: cute..

[Bob Denman]

...And don't EVER move your head; just your eyeballs! :thumbup:

[cuznjohn]

brings new meaning to a female dog being called a BITCH

[bronzeflex42]

:roflblack: :roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

brings new meaning to a female dog being called a BITCH

:shocked: I'm not allowed to EVER use that word... :shocked:


...Even when discussing Tink's gender! :yikes:

[cuznjohn]

:shocked: I'm not allowed to EVER use that word... :shocked:


...Even when discussing Tink's gender! :yikes:

that is my pet name to most of the ladies i know on facebook, if i don't call them that they think it's not me or something is wrong with me

[Bob Denman]

I guess that it depends on the Lady... :shocked:

I can tell you without a doubt; it wouldn't work around my Missus... nojoke

[Bob Denman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BU-vG-578&feature=player_detailpage

I guess that anything can sound funny, if you sound like Ghandi... :roflblack:

[mowin]

one evening when wife and I were out to dinner, she "caught" me starring at a very lovely lady walking by our table. I mean they were eye level, how could I not look? Anyway the wife wasn't pleased, :spyder: and my excuse of "I was just comparing hers to yours, and yours are MUCH better" didn't help matters.:dontknow:

[Bob Denman]

I've got that one covered also...

"Honey; due to the lighting in here, I was concerned that the young lady might trip and fall... I was scanning for potential areas of concern in an attempt to prevent an accident...

...By the way; how is your meal?" :D

[cuznjohn]

i use to just say, hey who do i go home with at night

[Bob Denman]

...And then they answer. "Yes; but who did you meet this afternoon?" :shocked:

[mowin]

One of my favorites. Just 'cause I'm on a diet, don't mean I can't look at the menu!!:shocked:

[Bob Denman]

But a diet should technically guarantee that you receive at least SOME nourishment! :shocked:

[mowin]

But a diet should technically guarantee that you receive at least SOME nourishment! :shocked:
Stop rathionalizing my excuses.:dontknow: Who side are you on?:spyder:

[Bob Denman]

:D It's good to have all of the angles figured out, before you start a "project"! :roflblack:

[Eagle1]

I've got that one covered also...

"Honey; due to the lighting in here, I was concerned that the young lady might trip and fall... I was scanning for potential areas of concern in an attempt to prevent an accident...

...By the way; how is your meal?" :D
Yes and in case she does trip and fall, you should be ready to lend a helping hand or TWO..:yikes::yikes:

[Bob Denman]

:D Absolutely!! :thumbup:

[Oldmanzues]

One for the other side. Long time ago, (about everything for me nowadays). We were leaving a dirt race where we had raced, two guys in back and a man and wife up front (bikes in a trailer). The guy up front was staring pretty hard at a very short pair of shorts, a even smaller top and what was very visible. Then she said, why are you looking, you can not take care of what you have at home. It was a long and quiet couple hour ride back to the base/home. Me and the other guy in back did not ride with them again
Oldmanzues