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grumpybob
06-05-2015, 01:55 PM
Probably closer to the truth than we want to admit!



Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always hunted andCooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.
You better roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley .”

The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.”
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley .”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?” Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.”
“What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, There's Stanley with them two ass-holes.”

Bob Denman
06-05-2015, 02:24 PM
:roflblack: :clap:
Wait a minute! :shocked:
I was friends with him also... :gaah:

PrairieSpyder
06-05-2015, 02:43 PM
Good one!! :clap:

Chupaca
06-05-2015, 02:45 PM
they weren't from Missouri....:roflblack:

mowin
06-05-2015, 04:48 PM
I never knew Stanley. But I've been call an A hole more than once...

Bob Denman
06-05-2015, 04:53 PM
We must have gone to Different High Schools together!! :2thumbs:
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

rpatsh
06-05-2015, 05:14 PM
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Mcubed45
06-05-2015, 05:36 PM
I had to share it

:thumbup:

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: