PDA

View Full Version : Bruce Jenner has me worried...


Bob Denman
02-09-2015, 01:19 PM
After hearing about the fatal MV accident that he was in; I HOPE that he wasn't trying to apply eyeliner in moving traffic. :shocked:

That's what red lights and traffic jams are for! :thumbup:
Somebody should assign a female; to instruct him in these things... :D

Hey Cuzn,
Are you gonna tell everybody what YOU found out?
mowin
02-09-2015, 01:41 PM
Ok, Cuz... spill it...
cuznjohn
02-09-2015, 01:42 PM
but here is what i found today

so Bruce Jenner volunteered to give a blood test after the accident he was involved in over the weekend. when the blood results came back the police said congratulation to him. he asked, did i pass? and they told him, not only did you pass, your also pregnant
ursamajor35126
02-09-2015, 01:43 PM
I KNEW Cuz was too good looking to me a man! :yikes::hun::shocked:
Bob Denman
02-09-2015, 01:44 PM
:D AND...

When they asked him if he knew who the father of the child was; his response:
"Do I look as if I've got eyes in the back of my head"? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:
SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN
02-09-2015, 01:44 PM
OK, go easy on the girl..... er guy, his car was number 3. it wasn't his fault that we know of yet. the news did
say they are going to check everyone's phone to see if anyone was texting.
Chupaca
02-09-2015, 01:50 PM
he's out there loose somewhere between genders..:roflblack: and they let him/her drive...see how that worked out...
cuznjohn
02-09-2015, 01:52 PM
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1450104_1392872984354275_6184720715246551745_n.jpg ?oh=a223d48e2c13870fd7ea8ef68870fb26&oe=555B4358
Bob Denman
02-09-2015, 01:55 PM
I see that he's "Switched Teams"... :D


...From General Mills, to Kellogg's! :roflblack:


What did you THINK that I meant? :dontknow:
cuznjohn
02-09-2015, 02:06 PM
they say that he has it written in his will that if he dies, he wants to be buried with his butt sticking out of the ground, when asked why he said so my friends can drop by for a cold one
mowin
02-09-2015, 06:23 PM
they say that he has it written in his will that if he dies, he wants to be buried with his butt sticking out of the ground, when asked why he said so my friends can drop by for a cold one

:roflblack::roflblack:, but:barf:
Bob Denman
02-09-2015, 06:51 PM
:agree: :shocked: 102011
cuznjohn
02-09-2015, 07:17 PM
once his transformation is complete, he will never be able to go to a race track any more... because when they say AND THEIR OFF he will be embarrassed and want to leave