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coz
01-20-2015, 05:36 PM
Is a gremlin bell still effective if the clapper is missing ? It can't ring anymore. What does all that mean?:dontknow:.....:popcorn:

Cruzr Joe
01-20-2015, 05:46 PM
Is a gremlin bell still effective if the clapper is missing ? It can't ring anymore. What does all that mean?:dontknow:.....:popcorn:



The Legend of the Guardian® Bell


Many years ago, on a cold December night, a crusty old biker was returning from a trip to Mexico with his saddlebags (http://www.spyderlovers.com/toolbags.asp) filled with toys and other assorted trinkets for the kids at a group home near where he worked.As he rode along that night thinking how lucky he had been in life, having a loving riding partner that understood his need to roam the highways and to his trusty old pan that hadn’t let him down once in the many years they had shared the road together.Well about 40 miles north of the border, in the high desert, lurked a small group of notorious little critters known as road gremlins. You know, the ones who always leave little obstacles like, one shoe, boards, and pieces of old tires on the road, and also dig those dreaded potholes for bikers to run over and crash, thus giving the road gremlins a chance to rejoice over their acts of evil.Well, as the lone wolf (http://www.helmetsetc.com/search_results.asp?txtsearchParamTxt=wolf&txtsearchParamType=ALL&iLevel=1&txtsearchParamMan=ALL&txtsearchParamVen=ALL&txtsearchParamCat=ALL&headersearch=1&txtFromSearch=fromSearch) of a biker rounded a curve that moonlit night, the gremlins ambushed him, causing him to crash to the asphalt and skid before coming to a stop next to one of his saddlebags that had broken free. As he lay there, unable to move, the road gremlins made their way towards him. Well, this biker, not being one to give up, started throwing things at the gremlins as they approached him. Finally, with nothing else to throw but a bell, he started ringing it in hopes to scare off the dirty little gremlins.About a half a mile away, camped in the desert, were two bikers sitting around the campfire talking about their day’s ride, and the freedom of the wind blowing in their faces (http://www.spyderlovers.com/apparel.asp) as they rode across this vast country. In the stillness of the night air they heard what sounded to them like church bells ringing, and upon investigating, found the old biker lying along the roadside with the gremlins about to get him. Needless to say, being part of the biker brotherhood, they preceded to ward off the gremlins until the last ran off into the night.Being grateful to the two bikers, the old road dog offered to pay them for their help, but as all true bikers do, they refused to accept any type of payment from him. Not being one to let a good deed go unnoticed, the old biker cut two pieces of leather from his saddlebags tassels and tied a bell to each one. He then placed them on each of the biker’s motorcycles, as near to the ground as possible. The tired, old road warrior then told the two travelers that with those bells placed on their bikes, they would be protected from the road gremlins and that if ever in trouble, just ring the bell and a fellow biker will come to their aid.So, whenever you see a biker with a bell, you know that he has been blessed with the most important thing in life—friendship from a fellow biker.
The Purpose of the Guardian® Bell


Many of us have heard the story about Evil Road Spirits. They are little gremlins that live on your bike. They love to ride, and they’re also responsible for most of your bike’s problems. Sometimes your turn signals refuse to work; your battery goes dead, the clutch needs adjustment, or any of several hundred things that can go wrong. These problems are caused by Evil Road Spirits.Evil Road Spirits can’t live in the presence of the bell, because they get trapped in the hollow of the bell. Among other things, their hearing is supersensitive, so the constant ringing of the bell and the confined space drives them insane. They lose their grip and eventually fall to the roadway. Have you ever wondered how potholes are formed? The bell has served its purpose.If you pick up aGuardian® Bell (http://www.spyderlovers.com/accessories.asp) of your own, the magic will work, but if your bell is given to you, the power is doubled, and you know that somewhere you have a special friend helping to look after you.So, if you have a friend who doesn’t have a bell, why not give them one (http://www.spyderlovers.com/accessories.asp)? It’s a nice feeling for the recipient to know you care. The bell, plus a good preventive maintenance program by the bikes owner, will help eliminate Evil Road Spirits.


Ride Safe

Cruzr Joe

ARtraveler
01-20-2015, 05:47 PM
Based on thousands of years of the gremlin bell legend, I am thinking if the clapper is missing the gremlin bell will lose its mojo. Sort of like driving the :spyder2: or motorcycle with an underinflated tire, or deer whistles with one of the holes plugged up. :thumbup: :roflblack:

Bob Denman
01-20-2015, 05:55 PM
Coz,
If you PM me your mailing address, I'd be honored to get one for you...

coz
01-20-2015, 06:33 PM
Coz,
If you PM me your mailing address, I'd be honored to get one for you... I 'm going to try to make a new clapper for the bell, since it was a gift from my wife. If it doesn't work out, I'll let you know for sure.:thumbup:

Chupaca
01-20-2015, 07:17 PM
your bell is probably stuffed with gremlins and until you get a clapper in there will stay there. Good thing is you are not creating any pot holes but in danger of a gremlin attack. If you need a new one let me know...and bury the old one deep, don't want the trapped ones to roam the roads again...:thumbup:

SNOOPY
01-20-2015, 08:00 PM
I 'm going to try to make a new clapper for the bell, since it was a gift from my wife. If it doesn't work out, I'll let you know for sure.:thumbup:

I think the point is you can't give yourself one or fix your own. :(

Ask the wife to get you another and continue the fortune....

bmccaffrey
01-20-2015, 08:27 PM
I think the point is you can't give yourself one or fix your own. :(

Ask the wife to get you another and continue the fortune....

Agree snoop that way the sentimental part will still be there :thumbup:

SNOOPY
01-20-2015, 09:16 PM
:thumbup:

oldguyinTX
01-20-2015, 09:36 PM
Bob & my wife each sent one to me & I have paid it forward to other :ani29: lovers. I would be glad to send one to you. PM me if I can help.

Dan_Ashley
01-20-2015, 09:58 PM
A bell without a clapper is just an upside down cup.

Grayfox
01-20-2015, 10:08 PM
A bell without a clapper is just an upside down cup.

I had my bell under the spyder. Lost it several months ago. Thought wife could replace it for Christmas didn't happen.

IdahoMtnSpyder
01-21-2015, 01:44 AM
Is a gremlin bell still effective if the clapper is missing ? It can't ring anymore. What does all that mean?:dontknow:.....:popcorn:
I wouldn't throw it away! I'm sure it's keeping the deaf gremlins away at least, since they can't hear the ringing anyway! :roflblack::roflblack:

SNOOPY
01-21-2015, 06:13 AM
roflmao

bluestratos
01-21-2015, 10:27 AM
I garentee that it will still be as affective lol....