The Funeral

[Iamjoey]

Husband was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass
> during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go
> out and ask his wife, "What's for supper?"
>
>
> "WHAT?!?
> You sit in the air conditioning all day while I'm out here
> working?!? I can't believe you have the nerve to ask
> me about supper right now! Tell you what --... imagine I'm
> out of town..... Go inside and figure out dinner for yourself."
> The husband went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak
> with potatoes, garlic bread and a tall glass of iced tea.
>
>
> The wife finally finished the lawn and walked in about the time he
> was finishing up. "You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"
>
>
> "Huh? I thought you were out of town."
>
>
> His viewing is Monday from 2-4 and 7-9. His funeral is Tuesday.

[ValCruzSpyder]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: GOOD ONE!!!!

[ARtraveler]

:2thumbs::2thumbs:

[coz]

WE HARDLY KNEW YA.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::ro flblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblac k::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

[Chupaca]

will we never learn..!! :roflblack::roflblack:

[garb55]

WE HARDLY KNEW YA.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::ro flblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblac k::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

You might be right
He never takes this long to post on a thread:yikes:

[btcherm]

:yes::roflblack::roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

Coz,
:shocked: What cemetery was that picture taken in? nojoke
Nice Monument... :thumbup:

[coz]

rosehill cemetery. we buried my father in law there a few weeks ago. i saw the monument and had to take a picture. i've just been waiting for an opportunity to use it.:roflblack: no offense.

[Bob Denman]

Rosehill Cemetery in Mason, Ohio...
Thanks! :2thumbs:
There's actually quite a story about my family...
William Denman brought his family over from England, and they settled up here in 1795...
William's Son, John; travelled out through Pennsyvlania and Ohio into the MidWest, and planted lots of apple orchards along the way...
Our own version of "Johnny Appleseed"! :D
He never became a citizen of this Country only because he could never support the constitution; it allowed for slavery... nojoke

[coz]

there were a few other Denman monuments in the area. i'll check them out next time i'm up there. many other ones from the 1800 's.

[Bob Denman]

Thanks! :clap:
The Missus is actually the Grounds Superintendent of our local cemetery...
(I think she's looking for a place to hide my body... :shocked:)