Getting audited

[Trickie Dick]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!


They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.


I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;


Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

[eagleeye299]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:

[Bob Denman]

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[whiteyron]

Sad but true, sometimes me thinks this country is going to he** in a hand basket. :banghead::banghead:

[ARtraveler]

Brave, very brave. :roflblack:

[grumpybob]

Sad but true, sometimes me thinks this country is going to he** in a hand basket. :banghead::banghead:

You are not alone on that thought!

[Bob Denman]

Hey D!
So how was your trip? Are you gonna post any pics for us to drool over? :D

[bruiser]

Don't forget the useless presidents's wife, her mother and two kids.

[Bob Denman]

NOW we're gonna get yanked! :gaah:

[Chupaca]

all mine went to your dependants so you must have missed me..!! :roflblack::roflblack:

[GloryRyders]

I don't think that the IRS has a sense of humor! :roflblack::roflblack:

[Flanker]

Well, if you need a character reference.......................I'll go in and lie for ya! :joke: