finless
04-22-2014, 07:49 PM
OK I will tell one. Some may have heard it or maybe not so here goes.
A guy comes into work with 2 black eyes.
His office buddy says "Wow what happened? How did you get those black eyes"?
He replied, "I got them at church on Sunday".
His office buddy says "CHURCH? How did that happen?"
The guy says "When we all got up to sing, there was a large woman in front of me with her dress tucked up in the crack of her rear end. I figured I would help her out so I pulled it out of her crack. She turned around and hit me!"
The office buddy says "Well that explains one black eye but what about the other?"
The guy says "Well when she hit me I figured she wanted it that way so I tucked it back in for her!"
Bob
A guy comes into work with 2 black eyes.
His office buddy says "Wow what happened? How did you get those black eyes"?
He replied, "I got them at church on Sunday".
His office buddy says "CHURCH? How did that happen?"
The guy says "When we all got up to sing, there was a large woman in front of me with her dress tucked up in the crack of her rear end. I figured I would help her out so I pulled it out of her crack. She turned around and hit me!"
The office buddy says "Well that explains one black eye but what about the other?"
The guy says "Well when she hit me I figured she wanted it that way so I tucked it back in for her!"
Bob