cuznjohn
03-25-2014, 01:18 PM
===The Geography of a Woman
-Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
-Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
-Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
-Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
-Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
-Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
-Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
-After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
=====THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea, a braggart of his prowess and
ruled by the nuts.
THE END.
-Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
-Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
-Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
-Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
-Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
-Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
-Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
-After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
=====THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea, a braggart of his prowess and
ruled by the nuts.
THE END.