Dan_Ashley
03-19-2014, 05:21 PM
Biker Business Quotes:
01. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. -
02. Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. -
03.If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious -
04.Live to ride, ride to live -
05.Midnight bugs taste best. -
06. Only Animals belong in Cages -
07. You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. -
08. You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding. -
09. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude -
10. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. -
11. Ride it Like you Stole it -
12. Loud pipes save lives -
13. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. -
14. There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders -
15. It's not the destination, it's the journey -
16. Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. -
17. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. -
18. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight -
19. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. -
20. The older I get, the faster I was -
21. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. -
22. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. -
23. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone -
24. If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. -
25. Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. -
26. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed -
27. Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. -
28. Life is too short for traffic. -
29. Work to ride and ride to work. -
30. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go -
31. Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. -
32. There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles -
33. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. -
34. Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. -
35. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. -
36. Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil -
37. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. -
38. If you still have fuel in the tank, you are not lost yet -
39. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. -
40. Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. -
41. Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous? -
42. Safety doesn't happen by accident. -
43. Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship… Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.-
43. Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. -
44. When you're riding lead, don't spit. -
45. Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity -
46. Maintenance is as much art as it is science. -
47. Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. -
48. When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense -
49. Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. -
50. Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous...crashing is -
51. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. -
52. Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.-
53. Sweat wipes off, road rash doesn't -
54. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. -
55. Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. -
56. If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. -
57. It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines -
58. Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! -
59. A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and use the bike again -
60. Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. -
61. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire -
62. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. -
63. Worst day on a motorcycle is still better than the best day in a cage-
64. If it moves and it shouldn't use Duct Tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40 -
65. The only thing better than a motorcycle, is two motorcycles.
01. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. -
02. Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. -
03.If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious -
04.Live to ride, ride to live -
05.Midnight bugs taste best. -
06. Only Animals belong in Cages -
07. You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. -
08. You don't stop riding because you get old, you get old because you stop riding. -
09. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude -
10. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. -
11. Ride it Like you Stole it -
12. Loud pipes save lives -
13. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. -
14. There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders -
15. It's not the destination, it's the journey -
16. Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. -
17. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. -
18. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight -
19. The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. -
20. The older I get, the faster I was -
21. A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. -
22. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. -
23. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone -
24. If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. -
25. Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. -
26. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed -
27. Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. -
28. Life is too short for traffic. -
29. Work to ride and ride to work. -
30. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go -
31. Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. -
32. There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles -
33. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. -
34. Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. -
35. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. -
36. Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil -
37. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. -
38. If you still have fuel in the tank, you are not lost yet -
39. Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. -
40. Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. -
41. Remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous? -
42. Safety doesn't happen by accident. -
43. Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship… Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.-
43. Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. -
44. When you're riding lead, don't spit. -
45. Motorcycling is not, of itself, inherently dangerous. It is, however, extremely unforgiving of inattention, ignorance, incompetence, or stupidity -
46. Maintenance is as much art as it is science. -
47. Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. -
48. When in doubt, use full throttle. It may not improve the situation, but it will end the suspense -
49. Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. -
50. Remember riding isn't inherently dangerous...crashing is -
51. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. -
52. Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.-
53. Sweat wipes off, road rash doesn't -
54. Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. -
55. Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. -
56. If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. -
57. It's always better to be on the sidelines wishing you were on the track than on the track wishing you were on the sidelines -
58. Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! -
59. A 'good' ride is one you can walk away from. A 'great' ride is one you can walk away from and use the bike again -
60. Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. -
61. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire -
62. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. -
63. Worst day on a motorcycle is still better than the best day in a cage-
64. If it moves and it shouldn't use Duct Tape, if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40 -
65. The only thing better than a motorcycle, is two motorcycles.