cuznjohn
02-28-2014, 02:59 PM
"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs
back home.
In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes
out of his way for the locals.*
When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."*
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local the Red Lion in
London the barman will buy you your third drink after you pay for the first
two.
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman."Back home
in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place,
they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then, when you've had enough drinks,* *they'll take you upstairs and see
you get laid, all on the house!"*
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this
actually happen to you?"*
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen
to me sister quite a few times."*
back home.
In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes
out of his way for the locals.*
When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."*
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local the Red Lion in
London the barman will buy you your third drink after you pay for the first
two.
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman."Back home
in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place,
they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then, when you've had enough drinks,* *they'll take you upstairs and see
you get laid, all on the house!"*
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this
actually happen to you?"*
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen
to me sister quite a few times."*