bruiser
01-06-2014, 04:21 PM
I didn't write it, just posted it.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)
* 65F Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60F Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50F Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45F Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40F You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming
* 35F Italian cars don't start
* 32F Water freezes
* 30F You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25F Ohio water freezes; Californians weep pitiably; Minnesotans eat ice cream;
Canadians go swimming
* 20F Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City water freezes;
Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15F French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10F You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5F American cars don't start
* 0F Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10 German cars don't start; Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
* -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo; Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects; Miami residents cease to exist.
* -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start
* -25 Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
* -30 You plan a two week hot bath; Swedish cars don't start.
* -40 Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
* -50 Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
* -80 Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South.
* -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)
* 65F Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
* 60F Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
* 50F Miami residents turn on the heat
* 45F Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
* 40F You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming
* 35F Italian cars don't start
* 32F Water freezes
* 30F You plan your vacation to Australia
* 25F Ohio water freezes; Californians weep pitiably; Minnesotans eat ice cream;
Canadians go swimming
* 20F Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City water freezes;
Miami residents plan vacation further South
* 15F French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
* 10F You need jumper cables to get the car going
* 5F American cars don't start
* 0F Alaskans put on T-shirts
* -10 German cars don't start; Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
* -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo; Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects; Miami residents cease to exist.
* -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start
* -25 Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
* -30 You plan a two week hot bath; Swedish cars don't start.
* -40 Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
* -50 Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
* -80 Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South.
* -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.