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Trickie Dick
01-01-2014, 09:29 AM
Your Yearly Dementia Test


(only 4 questions)



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Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's importantto keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.OK, relax, clear your mind, and begin…..

#1. What do you put in a toaster?




Answer: 'Bread.' If you said 'toast,' just give up now, and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself!

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.
#2.Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?




Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is
already overstressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate
literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However,
if you did say 'water,' proceed toQuestion #3.

#3.If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks,
and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks,
what is a green house made from?




Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading this???
PLEASE, go lie down!!!



But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.


#4. Do not use a calculator for this:
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus, and 9 people get on.In Windsor, 2 people get off, and 4 get on.In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.In Bristol, 3 people get off, and 5 people geton.And, in Camden, 6 people get off, and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.

Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?


Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!!!
Don't you remember your own age?!? It was YOU, driving the bus!!!





















































































































Well, how did you do?

SNOOPY
01-01-2014, 09:33 AM
I said bagel for the first question.


And the milk one got me. :banghead:

DriftersWay
01-01-2014, 09:36 AM
well ya got me on #4. And I don't want to remember my age :p

Bob Denman
01-01-2014, 10:13 AM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_12.gif Hush... I'm still working on the first one...

ThreeFeet
01-01-2014, 10:48 AM
I may be "old" but I got em all right!!!nojoke:2thumbs::firstplace:ta da!!!

Purple Guy
01-01-2014, 11:08 AM
Still a little sleepy, didn't realize I was driving the bus! :duh:

ARtraveler
01-01-2014, 03:10 PM
I failed. So what next? Thank you for providing the information on the Honda Rune motorcycle. :thumbup:

Dan McNally
01-01-2014, 03:16 PM
I prefer milk with my bagel . . . and if "You are driving a bus . . . " how the heck do I know how old you are? I've never even met you!

SNOOPY
01-01-2014, 03:18 PM
:crackpipe:



Lol

spydaman60
01-01-2014, 03:47 PM
got first three, and I really don't want to remember how hold I am.:roflblack: still a kid at heart!!

Bob Denman
01-01-2014, 06:00 PM
:lecturef_smilie: But you've got to be old enough to have a commercial driving license with a passenger endorsement! :D