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Trickie Dick
10-29-2013, 08:00 AM
An Israeli doctor says: "in Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.
“The German doctor says: "that’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.
“The Russian doctor says: “gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
“The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!
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PrairieSpyder
10-29-2013, 08:22 AM
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

Bob Denman
10-29-2013, 08:27 AM
:shocked: Are we allowed to laugh at this one?? :shocked: :D

Frank G
10-29-2013, 09:51 AM
:shocked: Are we allowed to laugh at this one?? :shocked: :D

It's OK, they have not taken away that Freedom yet!:bowdown:

ARtraveler
10-29-2013, 12:58 PM
Funny--but seems to sound very true. I will be nice and not add any further political rhetoric.

Chupaca
10-29-2013, 03:26 PM
:roflblack::roflblack: to sound fair then laugh out loud when your outta sight..!! :roflblack:

mxz600
10-29-2013, 03:40 PM
That's funny right there.

But I think your math is off a little. The U.S. is way more advanced because we did that 13 years ago.