For the golfer...

[bruiser]

Golf Club Sign





Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
5.TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 6.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU 7.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 8.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 9.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

[Chupaca]

works indoors and out..!! :roflblack::roflblack: oh and on the course...!!

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: That's a lot to remember... :shocked: :D

[bruiser]

Early in my military career, when I worked on recips, there was a post on the latrine wall in the ops building. It said "Pilots with low manifold pressure and short stacks please taxi closer to the urinal".