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cuznjohn
08-19-2013, 03:29 PM
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Littlebadwolf
08-19-2013, 03:39 PM
Good one...Gonna have to remember it...Wife would whup my butt though..

Bob Denman
08-19-2013, 05:03 PM
My Missus would have reacted in a different fashion :shocked:...
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WV Spyder Ryder
08-19-2013, 06:29 PM
My Missus would have reacted in a different fashion :shocked:...
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:agree: Mine too.

Chupaca
08-19-2013, 07:57 PM
question still remains..did you fix the lawn mower gimpy..?? :roflblack:

Bob Denman
08-20-2013, 07:02 AM
He will NOW! :shocked: