Polish Sausage

[Trickie Dick]

WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?






Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.



A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"



The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"



The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.



"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?



"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?



"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?



"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?



"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"



The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."



The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"



The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

[Chupaca]

Haven't heard a dumb polack joke in some time..!! :roflblack:

[ARtraveler]

Haven't heard a dumb polack joke in some time..!! :roflblack:

Being a former Minnesotan, the Pollack and Sven & Ole jokes were rampant. Now that you mention it, I have not heard either type of joke for years. :roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

That's because we've all been rold that it's "insensitive" to tell them... :shocked:
So there went about half of my best material!! :gaah:

[WV Spyder Ryder]

Good one... :thumbup:

[Chupaca]

It was the Texas Aggie jokes..seems there were seasons...:rolleyes:

[mowin]

That's because we've all been rold that it's "insensitive" to tell them... :shocked:
So there went about half of my best material!! :gaah:

Bob, I'm Polish and they don't bother me at all....Fire away...:popcorn:

[Yfactor]

That's because we've all been rold that it's "insensitive" to tell them... :shocked:
So there went about half of my best material!! :gaah:



Bob feel free to tell all the Polish jokes you wish around me. Being Polish I've heard many and when I was in the gun business it was one of the things we used to hear a lot and it made us lots of money. We even had our gunsmith make up a special pistol which we hung on the wall and called it "Frank's Polish Target Pistol ... Only Used Once". This was a pistol with a longer than usual barrel which was curved back toward the shooter. When people are laughing and telling jokes they tend to spend more money.