we need a joke forum

[cuznjohn]

Senior Wedding...
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[MouthPiece]

That forum is called "Off Topic Board".

Chris

[Bob Denman]

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And now that you're in the right place for all of us jokesters; pull up a chair and share a few! :thumbup:

http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/showthread.php?31329-Missing-Joke-Forum-so-I-ll-just-start-a-thread

[cuznjohn]

believe it or not i never looked any further down the list other than spyder rt talk, oh well live and learn

[Bob Denman]

That's exactly what we're all doing in here... Every day!:thumbup: