The black bra

[bruiser]

Subject: The Black Bra












"The Black Bra" (as told by a woman):


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.



Engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said:

(You are going to love this...)


"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

[ARtraveler]

It's a :cus: when reality kicks in, isn't it? :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

[Chupaca]

:roflblack::roflblack: guess they should have given some body spec's..!! :roflblack:Maybe he was coming from the mistress's place..!! :roflblack:

[mindman]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I wonder if his body was ever found? :shocked: :roflblack:

[spydaman60]

i didn't see it coming!! :2thumbs::roflblack: now that's a good one!!

[Bob Denman]

Hint: Don't try it at home... :shocked:

[spydaman60]

Hint: Don't try it at home... :shocked:i'd probably look at her and say--"ok, did my wife put you up to this?"

[Bob Denman]

:yikes: She's gonna poson you ... :yikes:

[bruiser]

I would be in the wrong house. :roflblack: