WHAT IS THE FASTEST MACHINE YOU HAVE BEEN ON LATELY ?

[grumpybob]

Picked up a new machine Sat. it goes from 0 - 200 in 4 seconds flat!!

[Pennyrick]

Picked up a new machine Sat. it goes from 0 - 200 in 4 seconds flat!!


Mine goes from 0-235 in less time that that.

[Bob Denman]

No matter how fast of a machine I'm on; it can't outrun the shrieks of my Missus... :shocked:

[asp125]

The machine I'm on right now does 0-5000 rpm in 4 milliseconds.

[warp10]

Picked up a new machine Sat. it goes from 0 - 200 in 4 seconds flat!!

Let me guess, a bathroom scale? :roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

You may be right! :thumbup:

[jerpinoy]

Mine is 4 g a sec.:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

[wyliec]

Let me guess, a bathroom scale? :roflblack:

Like it.

It's a lot funnier than the 3 year old gas thread.

[grumpybob]

Let me guess, a bathroom scale? :roflblack: Yep, you are right! the old one was off by 20 lbs. low. Wish I still had it!

[Bob Denman]

Like it.

It's a lot funnier than the 3 year old gas thread.
:agree:

[Ga Blue Knight]

The new car wash down the block!

[Dan McNally]

An FB-111A . . . it would do Mach 2+, but we didn't exceed 740 MPH since we were restricted from breaking the sound barrier on that flight . . . we got there in less than 30 seconds with full burners!;)

[Chupaca]

Nike 91/2 D's 0-60 in two days...!!:roflblack:

[grumpybob]

Nike 91/2 D's 0-60 in two days...!!:roflblack: I must have the same model that you do! That is measured in yards, right?

[ARtraveler]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

[spydaman60]

i was thinking scales too, but why did it take 4 seconds to get there?:roflblack:

[StanProff]

i was thinking scales too, but why did it take 4 seconds to get there?:roflblack:

it was confused :helpsmilie:
:dontknow:

[bruiser]

An FB-111A . . . it would do Mach 2+, but we didn't exceed 740 MPH since we were restricted from breaking the sound barrier on that flight . . . we got there in less than 30 seconds with full burners!;)

One of our F111F models came back from a run with the paint bubbled up on all leading edge surfaces and inside the intakes. We received a complaint from the British Ministry of Defense after they were contacted by a crew on a North Sea oil rig. Seems one of our jets broke all the widows in the rig structure and scared the :cus: out of the rig workers. Not to mention the Royal Navy Cruiser that was buzzed. Can't say what the computers showed as far as speed. But will say it was way over the + side of mach 2.

[Bob Denman]

Mach 2+ :thumbup:
They really took that whole, "Delivered in 30 minutes or less; or it's FREE" thing seriously! :roflblack:

[Bob Ledford]

If I can get up I might make it to the whizaturorium in time

[PrairieSpyder]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Well.... Did you make it in time, or not? ;)
We've all been waiting to hear the outcome! :roflblack:

[Mexican]

i was thinking scales too, but why did it take 4 seconds to get there?:roflblack:
That is a very slow scale!:shocked:

[spydermyke990]

I think at Mach 2 I'd wind up looking like these guys--

[SpyderDen]

In my younger days, I could hit the bedroom light switch and be in bed before it got dark. :yikes:

[grumpybob]

That is a very slow scale!:shocked: It took me 3 1/2 sec. to climb aboard.

[grumpybob]

In my younger days, I could hit the bedroom light switch and be in bed before it got dark. :yikes: I was so fast I could run East and go back to yesterday. :roflblack::roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

I'm so slow, that it takes me all night, to do what I used to do all night! :gaah:
Or is it, "I'm so old?"
I've forgotten... :shocked:

[bruiser]

I'm so fast I finished typing this before it posted.

[Bob Denman]

:lecturef_smilie: QUIET :lecturef_smilie:! I'm not done reading it yet... :opps: :D