boborgera
06-19-2013, 09:42 PM
Two newbie hunters, Bob and Jim take a safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air.....
On their first hunting trip the two nimrods get totally lost in the woods....
Bob says to Jim ,''What are we gonna do?....
Jim says, Remember the safety class we took? The instructor said in an emergency fire three shots into the air and someone will find us....
So Bob fires off three shots, And after two hours, No sign of rescue.....
What should we do now says Bob? Try firing off three more shots. So Bob does....
This time they Wait three hours, And still no rescue. Now it's starting to get dark. .....
Jim says shall we try again??
Bob says, ''I guess not....
I only have two arrows left.......
On their first hunting trip the two nimrods get totally lost in the woods....
Bob says to Jim ,''What are we gonna do?....
Jim says, Remember the safety class we took? The instructor said in an emergency fire three shots into the air and someone will find us....
So Bob fires off three shots, And after two hours, No sign of rescue.....
What should we do now says Bob? Try firing off three more shots. So Bob does....
This time they Wait three hours, And still no rescue. Now it's starting to get dark. .....
Jim says shall we try again??
Bob says, ''I guess not....
I only have two arrows left.......