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boborgera
05-25-2013, 08:02 AM
Two Blonde's walk into a building.......


You would think one of them would have seen it........:yikes:

Bob Denman
05-25-2013, 08:09 AM
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,
he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard
enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."

Now they'll all be out there looking for BOTH of us!

Oldmanzues
05-25-2013, 08:29 AM
I will add one more bad one. A blond goes to the Doctor and complains that she is sick every morning. She states she had already tried changing her diet and things like that. Even taking OTC drugs. Nothing works. The Doc does his thing, then says, you are not sick, you are PG. She appears shocked, then asks the Doc if he is sure it is mine.

Bob Denman
05-25-2013, 08:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-44YQNX4wls