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DLewis
04-17-2013, 08:43 AM
9 Things people do… that I Hate…



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a**es!


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

spydaman60
04-17-2013, 08:51 AM
good one!!!

Cruzr Joe
04-17-2013, 09:28 AM
Know what burns my Butt?


a 2 1/2 foot flame :roflblack:

Cruzr Joe

granpa in Cincy
04-17-2013, 09:47 AM
Young husband in the shower hollers to his wife.

Hey honey, this new shampoo says "for dry hair"

Yeah she replies.

Well what do I do now? I already got my hair wet.

Cruzr Joe
04-17-2013, 09:49 AM
Young husband in the shower hollers to his wife.

Hey honey, this new shampoo says "for dry hair"

Yeah she replies.

Well what do I do now? I already got my hair wet.


She tells him "heres your sign"

Chupaca
04-17-2013, 11:00 AM
mine is after injuring myself and I'm hopping around in pain..."did it hurt..??" come here let me show you..!!:roflblack::roflblack:

jerpinoy
04-17-2013, 11:24 AM
To be honest I have 12 more but I'm not saying coz I hate to be in dog house anymore. :p:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

granpa in Cincy
04-17-2013, 02:46 PM
ewe this tastes awful. Here taste this.