boborgera
04-16-2013, 09:34 PM
It was Saturday morning as Bob, An avid hunter woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, And to his surprise he finds his wife Barbabra sitting there, Fully dressed in camouflage.......
Bob asks her what are you up to??.....
Barbabra smiles, I'm going hunting with you!!.......
Bob , Though he had many reservations about this, Reluctantly he decides to take her along...
Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just out side of San Marcos Texas....
Bob sets his lovely wife safely up in a tree stand and tells her,.''If you see a deer take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as i hear the shot''......
Bob walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Barbabra couldn't bag an elephant let alone a deer....
Not ten minutes pass when he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly Bob starts running back. As Bob gets closer to her stand, He hears Barbabra screaming, ''Get away from my deer''......
Confused and frightened Bob races faster towards his screaming wife, And again he hears her yell .
''Get away from my deer'' Followed by another volley of gun fire!....
Now within sight of where he left his wife, Bob is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.....
The game warden, Obviously distraught, Yelled, ''Okay, okay , lady, You can have your deer!!....
Just let me get my saddle off it!!......
Bob asks her what are you up to??.....
Barbabra smiles, I'm going hunting with you!!.......
Bob , Though he had many reservations about this, Reluctantly he decides to take her along...
Three hours later they arrive at a game preserve just out side of San Marcos Texas....
Bob sets his lovely wife safely up in a tree stand and tells her,.''If you see a deer take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as i hear the shot''......
Bob walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Barbabra couldn't bag an elephant let alone a deer....
Not ten minutes pass when he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly Bob starts running back. As Bob gets closer to her stand, He hears Barbabra screaming, ''Get away from my deer''......
Confused and frightened Bob races faster towards his screaming wife, And again he hears her yell .
''Get away from my deer'' Followed by another volley of gun fire!....
Now within sight of where he left his wife, Bob is surprised to see a Texas game warden with his hands high in the air.....
The game warden, Obviously distraught, Yelled, ''Okay, okay , lady, You can have your deer!!....
Just let me get my saddle off it!!......