Senility

[Campverdefela]

Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'


Senility

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'
'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'

[Bob Denman]

So this is what I've got to look forward to? :shocked:

[Campverdefela]

So this is what I've got to look forward to? :shocked:Yeah! but you probably won't remember much, good be bliss...

[Bob Denman]

Oh yeah... I forgot that! :roflblack: :shocked: Uh-oh!

[fastfraser]

Thats why its wise to wear dark pants ! Nobody has to know .

[boborgera]

Senility isn't when your constantly misplacing your keys, Senility is when you do find them.,
You don't know what their for.:shocked: