Campverdefela
02-29-2012, 05:14 PM
Olof Svenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , took a
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
...As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancé,
Lena , is still a Virgin -- in every vay."
...
The doctor told him, "Olof, I'll have to put your Villy in a splint to
let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but
leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors
and formed a neat little 4 sided splint,
and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on
their honeymoon to Duluth . That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped
open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said:
"Olof...you're the first vun.
No vun has EVER seen deez. Olof immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena
..... still in DA CRATE."
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
...As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancé,
Lena , is still a Virgin -- in every vay."
...
The doctor told him, "Olof, I'll have to put your Villy in a splint to
let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but
leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors
and formed a neat little 4 sided splint,
and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on
their honeymoon to Duluth . That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped
open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said:
"Olof...you're the first vun.
No vun has EVER seen deez. Olof immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena
..... still in DA CRATE."