tconaagt
01-31-2012, 01:29 PM
A farmer had about 30 cows that needed servicing, but he did not have a bull. So he went to his friend down the road and asked if he could buy one of his bulls. The friend said he would sell him his best bull and he would guarantee him.
A week later the two met in town and the friend said, "How is my bull doing?" The farmer said, "He isn't doing anything all he does is just sit around and eat, he hasn't touched one of my cows."
The friend says, "I guaranteed him, take him to the vet and he will fix him up and I will pay the bill." So that was what the farmer did.
A week later they met in town again. The friend says, "How is my bull doing now?" The farmer said, "I couldn't believe it, he serviced all 30 of my cows in just one afternoon."
The friend said, "My goodness what did the vet give him?"
The farmer said, "I don't remember the name of the medicine, but it sort of tasted like peaches."
A week later the two met in town and the friend said, "How is my bull doing?" The farmer said, "He isn't doing anything all he does is just sit around and eat, he hasn't touched one of my cows."
The friend says, "I guaranteed him, take him to the vet and he will fix him up and I will pay the bill." So that was what the farmer did.
A week later they met in town again. The friend says, "How is my bull doing now?" The farmer said, "I couldn't believe it, he serviced all 30 of my cows in just one afternoon."
The friend said, "My goodness what did the vet give him?"
The farmer said, "I don't remember the name of the medicine, but it sort of tasted like peaches."