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musicarcade
07-08-2010, 02:17 PM
I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: :2thumbs:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
MarkLawson
07-08-2010, 05:10 PM
I like it
dancogan
07-08-2010, 07:04 PM
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:
I was LOL!
jwhatman
07-08-2010, 09:21 PM
Oh those were great. Thank you for posting.
Smylinacha
07-09-2010, 10:59 AM
funny!
SpyderWolf
07-09-2010, 06:28 PM
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:

Obviously not having your Spyder back has given you a little too much time on your hands.

Should I ryde down to Beaufort and push you down the stairs now?

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:
musicarcade
07-09-2010, 09:31 PM
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:

Obviously not having your Spyder back has given you a little too much time on your hands.

Should I ryde down to Beaufort and push you down the stairs now?

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:

:trike:
too late. i am already on the floor
:D
Barbary
07-10-2010, 02:49 PM
:ohyea::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::ohyea:
pjp623
07-13-2010, 10:07 AM
:clap::clap::clap:Those are great, I especially like the first one--does that hold true when using a chop saw as well?
retread
07-13-2010, 02:21 PM
:clap::clap::clap:Those are great, I especially like the first one--does that hold true when using a chop saw as well?
That includes ALL sharp instruments!:shocked:
'Course, number 7 could also read "you need a bigger hammer".

john
scudrunner
07-13-2010, 04:21 PM
My wife must have read that first, she has me hold the onions when she chops them. I guess I'm pretty clumsy, they say I'm all thumbs..... now.