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RoadHammer
02-06-2010, 11:39 AM
Single Black Female

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in
the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire.. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me.... Call (404) 875-~^%~ and ask for
Annie,! ! ! I'll be waiting.....

(Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta
Humane Society.)

If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and poop
on your keyboard!

Smylinacha
02-06-2010, 04:52 PM
:roflblack::thumbup:

pitmon
02-06-2010, 07:42 PM
:roflblack::roflblack:

SpyderWolf
02-06-2010, 08:10 PM
You know what they always say: "If it sounds too good too be true, then it probably is". :roflblack:

retread
02-06-2010, 09:26 PM
Hey, I think I know that girl, she's about 5 feet tall, 100 pounds, 8 month old Newfoundland named Zoe.

john