Economy?

[retread]

The economy is so bad, I just got a pre-declined credit card.:shocked:

If the bank returns your check, you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Matchbox and Hot Wheels stock is higher than Chrysler and GM.

Anybody got any more?

john

[musicarcade]

The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"

The economy is so bad, George W. Bush appeared in a flight suit and declared economic recovery was complete.

The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.

The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack *****'s cabinet aren't paying taxes.

The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

The economy is so bad, ***** met with three small businesses to discuss his Stimulus Plan: GM, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

It's so bad, McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.


Thank you, thank you, thank you very much....:ohyea::ohyea:

[Magic Man]

The economy is so bad that......

People on welfare are now the upper class.

I'm now too poor to pay attention.

Taking the bus is traveling high class

BRP may have to actually start being nice to it's customers.

A Timex is now considered a "Luxury" item.

[Sarge707]

The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.

It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"

The economy is so bad, George W. Bush appeared in a flight suit and declared economic recovery was complete.

The economy is so bad, Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.:gaah:
The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack *****'s cabinet aren't paying taxes.

The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. :yikes:

The economy is so bad, ***** met with three small businesses to discuss his Stimulus Plan: GM, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

It's so bad, McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.


Thank you, thank you, thank you very much....:ohyea::ohyea:
Thanks for the Laugh!!! :clap:

[truck 85]

this is too funny thanks for the :joke:



:roflblack::roflblack:

[Questions]

its so bad....BRP will be forced to finance students who have government loans for Education, because they will be considered the new "upper class".....because they will be the only ones with money