Your Joke For The Week...

[NewRider]

An elderly grandfather was sitting out on his in-law's front porch, rocking in his chair and smoking his pipe.

Suddenly, his two little grandchildren come running out of the house. His grandson shouts "Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a sound like a frog!" His little granddaughter chimes in: "Yes, Grandpa! Please, please, sound like a frog!"

Grandpa pulls his pipe out of his mouth, thoroughly puzzled. "Well, darlings, I can make a sound like a frog...but...why?"

His bright-eyed granddaughter smiles, saying "We heard Mommy and Daddy talking in the house...and they said...when you croak, then we can go visit Disneyland!" :ohyea:

[retread]

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap; she looked him over and asked "Grampa, did God make you?"
Grampa said "Yes, of course'.
The little girl got down and walked to a mirror, and asked "Did God make me".
"Yes, He did".
"He's doing a better job now, isn't He".

john

[NewRider]

LMAO! Say, John...should we clue in the young pups...that Seniors tell better Senior Jokes than they do?:roflblack:

[retread]

Naw, they'll find out eventually.:D

"Course, I've said for years that youth is wasted on the young, they ought to give it to people who would appreciate it.

john