JerryB
09-11-2019, 01:54 PM
Hi folks,
A nun passes away and finds herself up in the clouds.
There, she is greeted by an angel – halo, wings, the whole nine yards.
“Welcome to heaven. We are so happy to have you here. Follow me.”
So she does. A few minutes pass and the nun hears in the distance the worst screams she’s ever heard. Just terrible, awful screams of pain. “What is that?” the nun asks.
“Oh, they are just drilling the holes for the wings,” the angel smiles.
That seemed reasonable enough, so they keep on walking.
Another few minutes pass and then the nun hears even louder screams than before. Just horrible, blood-curdling screams. “What is that?” the nun asks.
“Oh, they are just drilling the holes for the halo,” the angel responds calmly.
The nun nods and continues to follow the angel.
After a few more minutes, the two arrive at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter greets the nun, “You lived such a good and wonderful life. Let me welcome you to heaven.”
The nun thinks and responds, “I think I’m going to pass.”
“What?” Saint Peter says shocked. “You know the alternative: Hell. You’ll be raped. You’ll be sodomized.”
The nun nods slowly and says "At least I already have the holes for that"
Jerry Baumchen
A nun passes away and finds herself up in the clouds.
There, she is greeted by an angel – halo, wings, the whole nine yards.
“Welcome to heaven. We are so happy to have you here. Follow me.”
So she does. A few minutes pass and the nun hears in the distance the worst screams she’s ever heard. Just terrible, awful screams of pain. “What is that?” the nun asks.
“Oh, they are just drilling the holes for the wings,” the angel smiles.
That seemed reasonable enough, so they keep on walking.
Another few minutes pass and then the nun hears even louder screams than before. Just horrible, blood-curdling screams. “What is that?” the nun asks.
“Oh, they are just drilling the holes for the halo,” the angel responds calmly.
The nun nods and continues to follow the angel.
After a few more minutes, the two arrive at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter greets the nun, “You lived such a good and wonderful life. Let me welcome you to heaven.”
The nun thinks and responds, “I think I’m going to pass.”
“What?” Saint Peter says shocked. “You know the alternative: Hell. You’ll be raped. You’ll be sodomized.”
The nun nods slowly and says "At least I already have the holes for that"
Jerry Baumchen