Kids

[Joe T.]

This one is for everyone who

a) Has kids

b) Had kids

c) Was a kid

d) Knows a kid

e) Is going to have kids

I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a
wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at
this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them
before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers
with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"