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Joe T.
08-15-2019, 03:00 PM
OK, I guess it's time someone posted some more jokes. If I have posted these before, sorry.

An oldie but still a goodie:


A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen boarding
the plane. Looking straight ahead, she sauntered down the isle and
slipped into the seat next to his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he said, Business trip or
pleasure?
She turned, smiled and said, Business. I'm going to the Annual
America Nymphomaniacs Convention in Chicago.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, What's your
Business role at the convention? Lecturer, she responded. I use
information that I have learned from my personal experiences to
debunk some of the most popular myths about sexuality.

Really? he said. What kind of myths would you be referring to?

Well, she explained, one very popular myth is that African American
men are the most-well-endowed of all, when in fact the Native
American Indian is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men
of Jewish descent. I have also discovered that the Southern Redneck
possess the greatest sexual stamina of all.

Suddenly, she blushes and becomes a little uncomfortable. I'm
sorry, she said, I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
you. I don't even know your name.

Tonto, the man replied, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba.