SpyderConvert
04-07-2019, 06:42 AM
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady,
"I know just what you're wanting and for $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued,
"For $10.00 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there.
Still, the old lady says nothing. He says,
“For $20.00, I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady stays silent but after a couple of minutes starts digging down in her purse, pulls out a wrinkled $20.00 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair!"
The old man looked over and said to the old lady,
"I know just what you're wanting and for $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued,
"For $10.00 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there.
Still, the old lady says nothing. He says,
“For $20.00, I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady stays silent but after a couple of minutes starts digging down in her purse, pulls out a wrinkled $20.00 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair!"