Joe T.
03-16-2019, 11:23 AM
A real old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He hung a sign up outside that read: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your guaranteed treatment for $500; if not cured, get a $1,000 refund."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine vial from box 22
and put a drop in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! - that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the vial from box 22 and put a drop in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't - that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and returns after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become very weak. I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
here's your $1000 back" and hands him a $10 bill.
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back. That will be $500."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine vial from box 22
and put a drop in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! - that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring the vial from box 22 and put a drop in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't - that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and returns after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become very weak. I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
here's your $1000 back" and hands him a $10 bill.
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back. That will be $500."