IdahoMtnSpyder
02-27-2019, 10:54 PM
Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones
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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize.
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Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize.