JerryB
01-15-2019, 09:19 PM
Hi folks,
How can you tell that Adam was a christian?
Only a christian could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.
"What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Why was the Mormon man upset about his marriage counseling bill?
Because he didn't get a group rate.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Jerry Baumchen
How can you tell that Adam was a christian?
Only a christian could stand next to a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit.
*****************
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.
"What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Why was the Mormon man upset about his marriage counseling bill?
Because he didn't get a group rate.
*****************
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Jerry Baumchen