irish2themax
06-07-2009, 08:45 AM
“Hello, Is this the DEA?” “Yes, what do you want?” “I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call sir.”
The next day the DEA agents descend on Billy Bobs house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bobs house. “Hey Billy, did the DEA come?”
“Yeah”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep”
“Happy Birthday, Buddy”
“Thank you very much for the call sir.”
The next day the DEA agents descend on Billy Bobs house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bobs house. “Hey Billy, did the DEA come?”
“Yeah”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep”
“Happy Birthday, Buddy”