"Chipping" away at your final expenses

[2Paw]

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[ARtraveler]

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: An interesting one. :thumbup:

[RapidSpyder]

I would like to hear the story behind that. “Fargo” comes to mind....

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I take it that the deceased's family didn't opt for either the full body interment, OR the cremation! :yikes:

[Peter Aawen]

Use one of them properly, and you could keep on working on the family farm for years, maybe even decades after you're gone!! :shocked:

It's quite amazing how fine a chipper can munch things down to if you keep feeding them thru, and I'm told people make great fertiliser!?! I think you'd want a proper wooden casket tho, none of this MDF stuff - the resins used as glue in that stuff aren't all that good for your health..... or plant growth.... :sour:




:joke: :clap: :thumbup:

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I was just watching an episode of "Forensic Files"; where a soon to be ex-husband clubbed his Wife to death, froze her body, and then put it through a chipper... :barf:

They caught the guy quickly! :thumbup:
When you're running a chipper up on a bridge at 3:00 am: it's tough to not raise questions

[Chupaca]

It does make you wonder where he will have his remains Spread. ..... :roflblack:

[BoilerAnimal]

Just a big blender to make homemade Soylent Green!

[RapidSpyder]

Just a big blender to make homemade Soylent Green!
Ok that’s dating a few of us :roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: Yup!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UPDUpjkHg0

[ofdave]

life is a real grind sometimes

[Bob Denman]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

the oven for cremation is too small so they have to make you into smaller parts first.

[Bob Denman]

Are they using a toaster oven that's been re-wired by Tim Taylor??? :yikes:

[ARtraveler]

:shocked: Yup!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UPDUpjkHg0

What? No Fargo "chipper" scene :yikes::yikes::yikes: :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack: