I dunno Tony, maybe I'm just missing the subtlety of what you're saying, but when I wet my pants (which is truly not all that often, but hey... accidents do occasionally happen ) it tends to run from my crotch on down my thighs! . And I gotta ask, how on earth do you 'wet your shirt around your shoulders' without getting into some kinky stuff?!? . And 'feels very good when it is hot'..... . Is that anything like pee-ing in your wetsuit while waiting for a wave in the Southern Ocean during a Mid-Winter storm and you're busy dodging ice-bergs & killer whales??
Fixed this bit for you Pete, but while I haven't actually tried them yet, I can't believe that those absorent Depends or Poise or whatever absorbent pants would ever actually qualify as 'cooling'..... and my pants drying out after I've wet them is NEVER anything like being back to square one!! Maybe crusty, smelly, crinkly...... urgh! But never Square One!
Sorry Bluestar2 & all, but it's a reeeeaaally slow day here on the farm.... . Maybe I'm just not cut out for farm-sitting a cropping property?!?