A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
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> "What are you doing?"
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> "Hunting Flies"
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> "Oh! Killing any?"
> She asked.
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> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
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> Intrigued, she asked.
> "How can you tell them apart?"
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> He responded,
> "3 were on a beer can,
> 2 were on the phone.
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