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    Default Ok ladiies, you turn to laugh at us men.

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
    'It depends,' I replied.'What does it say on your shirt?'

    He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'

    And they say blondes are dumb....


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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'

    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.


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    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor

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    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
    Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.

    Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
    I'll beat him to death.

    AMEN


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    Q: Why do little boys whine?


    A: They are practicing to be men.


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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

    A: Trustworthy. .


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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?


    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?


    A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'


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    While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........

    ......then He made the earth round.


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    Thank you Dick for posting these truths about men!

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    Arrow

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
    'It depends,' I replied.'What does it say on your shirt?'

    He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'





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    Default Good bunch..!!

    were any of the men in these jokes blonde..?? If so they are still dumb blonde jokes..!!
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    Those are good!

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    There's a bit too much truth in them for comfort...
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    None of those apply to me.

    What? No, I'm not telling stories Spyderlovers again.



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