Not 100%

[bruiser]

o 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
o 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped/year.
o 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled/hour.
o 2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year.
o 2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers.
o Two planes landed at Chicago's O'Hare airport will be unsafe every day.
o 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.
o 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written this year.
o 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips.
o 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly during the year.
o 5.5 million cases of soft drinks produced will be flat.
o 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly.
o 3056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections
o A typical day would be 24 hours long (give or take 86.4 seconds)

[spydaman60]

all i can say to that is that i hope i will be one of the 2,000,000 people that the irs looses paperwork for next year year!!!

[Bob Denman]

Great... just great!
Now I know that sleeping; just ain't gonna happen!

[Dan_Ashley]

all i can say to that is that i hope i will be one of the 2,000,000 people that the irs looses paperwork for next year year!!!

I've been there. You don't want this. A root canal is less painful. Trust me on this because I've been there. The IRS is not your friend. Not now. Not ever.

[Bob Denman]

[jerpinoy]

all i can say to that is that i hope i will be one of the 2,000,000 people that the irs looses paperwork for next year year!!!

x a factor of 10.

[ARtraveler]

Thank you for some great stuff to ponder on a Monday morning.

[bruiser]

The only friend the IRS has is the IRS. Listening to talk radio recently and they were talking about the number of people who work for the IRS who haven't payed taxes and how many owe back taxes. Can't remember the exact number but it was pretty high. Aside from Congress, the IRS is the second biggest bunch of thieves. JMHO

[spydaman60]

The only friend the IRS has is the IRS. Listening to talk radio recently and they were talking about the number of people who work for the IRS who haven't payed taxes and how many owe back taxes. Can't remember the exact number but it was pretty high. Aside from Congress, the IRS is the second biggest bunch of thieves. JMHO

they say it takes one to know one---and what better way to beat the system, than to know how, from being on the inside of the system itself? i agree with you 100%!!!