santa jokes

[scooterexpress]

if you have any please post heres 3 i know..

how much did santa pay for his sleigh?.......nothing it was on the house

what is santas favorite snack?.......HO-HO'S he's got his own hostess factory at the n.pole oompa lumpases making them

what did santa say to the prostitute?.......ho ho ho

sick i know..

[Bob Denman]

Your post just about lets everybody know what you're not getting next year for Christmas!